Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored and fucking bored

I am so fucking bored. I've done 90% of my work and am just waiting on other people to finish theirs before I can finish things here. Arg! It's so frustrating. Anybody know any good jokes? Homerisms(70) = "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"