My new house

I move to my new house on Friday next week.

Here it is, it's a three bedroom detached house on a quiet street in Tonbridge.

We are pretty much all set to move, we've taken the day off from work, hired a van and hired three friends (paid in beer and bbq'd food).

We really cannot wait. I think we've got ourself a complete bargain!

This is the garden (really?), through the undergrowth you can just about see the garden shed. This will be mine, and is where my home brewery will live. April has 'baggsied' the third bedroom to use as her study. We'll probably end up buying some sort of futon for it so that when you guys stay over next, you won't have to sppon each other in the spare bedroom.

As you can see the house as a whole needs a little updating, a lick of pain here, new flooring there, but I think it's perfectly livable for the time being.

First on our list will be the hideous stenciling on the kitchen walls and the horrific pink wall lampshades in the living room. Once switched on these lights have a wonderful red light district feel about them. And for some reason have been fitted with a dimmer switch. "How much brothel lighting would you like this evening darling? Hmm... about two thirds..."

Last but no least is our view, we're three quarters up a large hill, which and great for our buns of steel but I am not looking forward is great for the scenery to the walk home after a long day at work.

This post is for the benefit of Mr Corr