I am out for a handful of beers tonight with friends and the zip of my works trousers has just broken. Doh! I have a spare pair and i'm sure they can get repaired but it's still bloody annoying.
My plan is to staple them half way up and hope it doesn't hinder going to the loo.
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
Promise us all one thing. If you get squiffy and staple your old man to the side of your trousers DO NOT under ANY circumstances publish any pictures like you did with your finger! If you do, I will cancel my subscription forthwith.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, nothing happened. I found a safety pin which did the trick. I looked like an idiot but it worked.
ReplyDeleteWho's this? Subscription? I'm not recieving any money.