Bloody fat women

I tried to go for a swim this lunch time, but it looks like they've changed the lunchtime rota.

Bloody fat women! They're in there pretending to exercise when in all reality they're walking in water. As soon as they finish they'll be stuffing their faces with pasties and chocolate because they think they've earned it after their tough work out.

Argh! I'm not even sure if two of these delightful ladies are wearing bikini bottoms.