I was rudely awoken by a cat this morning. One of them had knocked something off my bedside table, I managed to get back to sleep more or less immediately so I wasn't too bothered. It was only when I woke up this morning that I realised that not only did they manage to tip the lamp on the floor they had managed to delicately balance a glass at an angle of 45 degrees against a book, half of it's contents missing and all over my phone.
I'm sure the bedroom is nothing more than a huge game of Mousetrap for them, each day they sit and plot how to destroy more and more of my belongings.
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got insurance so should be okay but it's the last thing I need.
My people call me the dude. I share my teachings in the passages below... (along with many typos, grammatical errors and lazy writing)
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