Almost as useful as a chocolate teapot

A disposable fork that distorts its shape when exposed to heat. Awesome! Instead of waisting their time and effort on curing cancer and the like the scientific community should come up with a new SI unit for temperature.


The Sausage Roll - measured in how many multiples (or degrees) of oven fresh sausage roll temperature it takes to melt an item.

Isn't this what we pay the EU to do?