Madrid bound

I've stupidly agreed to travel to Madrid for the Champions League final.

• Problem 1:  No flights left to Madrid so we have to fly to Malaga
• Problem 2:  Malaga is 400+ miles from Madrid so we need to hire a camper van
• Problem 3:  We don't have tickets, i've got a number in my head that i'm prepared to pay but even if we can't get any we will have a fun adventure.

Let's hope I get back in one piece.