Let's hope this shelf holds up

The first one came loose after Josie or Flo used it before

Tonbridge racecourse is still flooded

Christmas party

Last week I cooked a Christmas dinner for 16

As far as i'm aware, nobody died.

The beast mid cook

Final 9kg / 20lb beast

Moose mug!

The shitter's full.

Lots of flooding in Tonbridge

Luckily we didn't have a game this weekend as there would have been quite a severe risk of drowning!

It's not a bed!

Finally got round to washing last weekend's dirty rugby kit, I left them to dry on top of the Rayburn.

Josie likes her new sleeping arrangements.

Santa's little hindrance

Flo got into the advent calendar and acquired an extra 2 chocolates!

Then she 'helped' me wrap up all of the presents

Christmas Elf

Somebody likes yoghurt

Look what's turned up

Thanks Grandad Pete! 

Florence helping to put up a shelf

It wasn't the most successful DIY project. I also had to treasure the radiator off as we lost a screw and a screwdriver down the back. Who would have thought you can just left them off the bracket? 

Shitter's full

I cooked a 9kg / 20lb turkey for a Christmas dinner on Sunday. It was for 16 friends in Tonbridge.

My secret santa present was this t-shirt. They know me so well. 

Glad it's over

Here's a photo from the count last Thursday (technically Friday morning)

April managed to get over 4,000 votes for the green party in the general election last week.  That's 7.2% of the vote!  Getting over 5% means they will get their deposit back which is great.

Well done councillor Clark.

Off Ill today

I was up for a lot of the night with food poisoning last night. It's an expensive problem as a contractor, I'm better today but taking the day off today just in case. No work = no pay 

And here they are decorated

I've decided not to put up my Metallica baubles this year. Flo's just a little bit too handsy for my liking. 

Not one, but two trees this year